A lot of things happened last year. As it's been surreal to review, I can't help but to start recording all the shit from this year. Here we go:

1.1.21

• R Drag Race kicks off the season on New Years with 6 surprise lipsyncs. Gay chaos.

1.3.21

• Bean Dad pisses off all of twitter by forcing his daughter to reinvent the can opener.
• Then he deletes his account, and Dionne Warwick declares him irrelevant.

1.4.21

• We learn that Trump plans to flee to Scotland; Scotland immediately announces monthlong lockdown.

1.5.21

• Trump calls Kelly Loeffler 'Karen' to her face and it's hilarious
• Pharmacist destroys over 500 doses of Moderna vaccine, many of which were then administered to unknowing patients.

1.6.21

• Georgia runoffs turn the state's two senators blue (Warnock & Ossoff)
• Thousands of Trump supporters break into the Capitol to disrupt the Senate's electoral college vote. Two bombs and a cooler full of molotovs found. 1 killed by cop. 1 cop dead. 3 fatal medical emergencies (one of which was a man tazing his own balls).
• Huge conspiracy story circulating that Kanye has been sleeping with Jeffree Star.

1.8.21

• 22 year old Miya Ponsetto lands an interview with Gayle after racially profiling. She shows up in a 'Daddy' hat, rats on herself, and tells Gayle to shut up.
• Trump finally permanently suspended from twitter for inciting mass violence.
• Capitol Police Chief and Betsy Devos among dozens of Trump appointees to resign.

1.9.21

• A teacher friend of mine shares that she is receiving at least one email every week about a parent/guardian dying of COVID.
• The news cycle has been dominated by election feuds for the past two months.

1.11.21

• Parler banned from many platforms and entire forum leaked along with identities of administrators.
• Thousands of Trumpist insurrectionists stuck in airports after being placed on no-fly lists.
• Melania Trump releases a statement condemning the Capitol insurrection and pushing her ‘anti-bullying’ message.
• The State Department’s official web site was hacked to include an exit date for Trump/Pence.

1.12.21

• Azealia boiled her dead cat on instagram this morning.
• Deutsche Bank cuts ties with Trump. This is among the many cancellings of the past week.
• So many threats to the Inauguration that DC has been put in a state of emergency.
• Article of impeachment filed against Trump, again.
• Jason Derulo’s twitter account hacked. “shake sum ass you sexy juicy faggot.”
• 11,000 containers of Weis ice cream recalled for containing metal shards.

1.13.21

• House votes to officially impeach Trump a second time.

1.14.21

• New York Attorney General is suing the NYPD for brutalizing BLM protestors.
• Former MI governor Rick Snyder charged with willful neglect of duty for Flint Water Crisis.